Friday, October 30, 2009

wise man

A guy goes into a bar and grill. While there he meets a beautiful lady. Their eyes meet, and the conversation begins. He asked her if she would like a drink. She of course accepts. Then he became a little bolder and invited her to his table for lite dinner. Again she accepts. He reaches and grabs her hand dragging her to the dance floor. They danced for an hour after which he leaned over and whispered in her ear, asking if she would like to go to his place for a night cap. Her responce was in a low whispy voice. "I can't tonight I'm on my menstrual cycle". to which he quickly exclaimed, "that's alright I'm on my Honda, I'll follow you'.